RUBILYKSKOYE INBOX.

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ZOECHKA

ZOYA NAZYALENSKY

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i procured it
myself

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You fished.

[ Can he hear the press x for doubt? ]

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I fished.

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With an actual hook and rod? You?

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I am feeling judged right now

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[ That's because he is. :) ]

How big was this fish?

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if you don't want the fish you can say so

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[ omg ]

How big is it? I'd like to know so I know whether I should worry about dinner for myself tonight.

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oh, so you'll eat my trout too?

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It'd be a shame to waste a perfectly good fish, and Billee may not want to eat all of it.

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lucky for you, i have a big fish

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We'll see about that. You've done nothing but disappoint me thus far.

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you better be hungry for a big fish

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How big is "big" in Finch's world?

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if you want me to measure my fish
you're gonna have to say 'please'

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Ah, I see.

You want to pawn off a tiny fish to me.

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hey! it is not a "tiny fish"!

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You refuse to describe its size when asked. What else am I meant to think?

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why are you being so shallow about my fish

there's more to it than size
girth, taste?

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It doesn't matter how thick it is; if it tastes like undercooked fish, it's useless.

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now we're onto cooking?
if you don't want me to cook my fish
you cook it

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First you offer me a tiny fish, and now you want me to cook your tiny fish.

Exactly what are you doing for this cat?

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PROVIDING THE FISH

why do you have to talk down my efforts!! peaches will hear this and you're turning her AGAINST me

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You're giving Billee one fish. That's hardly impressive; it's embarrassing.

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i don't want an obese cat