RUBILYKSKOYE INBOX.

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ZOECHKA

ZOYA NAZYALENSKY

Comments

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You do realize you'll need to teach me how to play so I can believe that you're telling me the truth?

[cacotopia]

no problem
beating two people is better than beating one

[ sssh wanda ssshh ]

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[ eye squint ]

Will you teach me it now?

[cacotopia]

here i thought you'd want a day or two to go to a spa
or go beat someone's ass idk what's more relaxing

[erosive]

You assume they're mutually exclusive.

I'll kick your ass, and you'll pamper me. Is that not a day at the spa?

[ She has no idea what a spa is! ]

[cacotopia]

never heard of ass kicking at a spa but hey first time for everything!

[ Back at it again with assuming Zoya understands half of what comes out of his mouth. ]

[erosive]

I'm glad to see you're still not afraid of a challenge. I was worried you had gotten boring while I was gone.

[ Like she could care about anything while being dead. Let's pretend! ]

[cacotopia]

i'm pretty sure i got even worse, actually
is that sexy of me

[erosive]

That depends—were you sexy to begin with?

[cacotopia]

and i know it

[ more references she'll never get. sad. ]

[erosive]

[ weeps ]

Are you ever serious?

[cacotopia]

only when they pay me extra
that reminds me I'm leaving the brothel

[erosive]

Why? I thought you were in high demand.

[cacotopia]

idk
just wanna try something else i guess
what do you do again?

[erosive]

I work at the blacksmith and am part of the City Watch.

[ Fun stuff!!! Zoya's not used to not saying she's not the king's General and commands armies. ]

You're not going to leave the library next, are you?

[cacotopia]

blacksmith?? that's pretty hardcore
i can dig it

nah i like it there

[ Well, he likes his coworker/boss/brother. U to the W to the U and stuff. ]

[erosive]

[ Zoya, hardcore. Yeah!!! ]

Your boss is an idiot.

[ :) ]

[cacotopia]

at least he's pretty
like me!

[erosive]

I'll be nice and give you that because I'm feeling oddly generous.

[ Dying does not suit Zoya. She needs to remain mean! ]

[cacotopia]

thank you so much, i'll treasure it forever

[erosive]

Are you busy right now? Or are you too busy treasuring my kindness to come over?

[cacotopia]

you home?

[erosive]

I wouldn't invite you over if I wasn't.

Are you coming?

[cacotopia]

of course i am

wes with you?

[erosive]

[ Zoya doesn't answer immediately. ]

He's still missing.