RUBILYKSKOYE INBOX.

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ZOECHKA

ZOYA NAZYALENSKY

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[cacotopia]

[ so this just happened ]

you're a dragon???

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[ For Saint's sake—who's blabbing? ]

What did you think 'Dragon Queen' referred to, Petre?

[ Her tourney moniker blah blah blah. ]

[cacotopia]

you're the queen of dragons???

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[ You know what? She likes this. ]

Yes. In fact, I am.

It's not something I like to boast about, so I'd appreciate it if you kept it yourself and didn't go running your mouth.

[cacotopia]

yeah yeah sure

can i see

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If I say yes, will your next question be about a ride?

[cacotopia]

no

unless you want it to be?

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I've been trying to make a saddle for the last few months and need to test it. I need someone brave, who isn't afraid of heights, and trusts that if they slip, I'll catch them.

[ dat u? ]

[cacotopia]

and that even if you don't, they'll still come back after being splattered on the ground?

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They won't splatter on the ground. I've caught every single person who's ever fallen from the sky.

[ She's good at everything she does, Petre!!! ]

[cacotopia]

just saying!

so can i ride you?

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[ … ]

You won't be able to walk after I'm done with you.

[cacotopia]

yeah, yeah, like i've never heard that before

this is so fucking cool

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Is it really?

[ Yes, she's genuinely asking. She's not used to receiving such a response about anything she's capable of. 🥺 ]

[cacotopia]

obviously??

like wtf who can say they're a dragon on top of being a hot chick

wait you're literally a hot chick lmao

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[ 🙄 😌 ]

It's not even my monster.

[ She's going to show off now! ]

I can turn into a dragon back home. Not many can say their friend is a very hot dragon who's kind enough to let you ride her.

[cacotopia]

not everyone can say their BESTIE is a very hot dragon who's kind enough to let me ride her

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I'm your best friend?

[cacotopia]

i know right

being my bestie is like the cool kids club of friendship

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When did I become your bestie? Surely you must remember the day your life changed for the better.

[cacotopia]

that's a great question

i guess bringing me booze was a great start to that journey

[ And talking about their feelings or whatever. The making out was nice, too. ]

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Am I your best friend forever?

[ She's heard about this… in the Void. This strange friendship level. ]

[cacotopia]

you mean a bff?

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Is that what we are? "BFF."

[cacotopia]

yeah!

we should get matching bracelets with that