[ It's so easy to read between those lines, but a part of Zoya wishes that Petre didn't think promises were worth keeping. (Yes, she's glad that he kept that promise. But a part of her is allowed to wish against it.) ]
yeah i talk to him all the time he says they're not treating him badly or anything but it's still bullshit that he's even there i've been staying at the library with the giant yeti
that's a great question i tried yelling at it but it just stared blankly mfer can't even blink now i'm teaching it how to play go fish while we're looking after the place
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Are they in town? My nails could use a touch-up. The Duchess doesn't take cuticle care seriously.
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you got me there
maybe we can check if the barber's willing to include a side business
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[ Unsupervised by her, obviously. ]
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He's not home.
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not yet
i don't know what's taking them so fucking long
but i promised i wouldn't do anything
[ Because doing something would end in a bloodbath. ]
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Have you been keeping him company?
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i talk to him all the time
he says they're not treating him badly or anything but it's still bullshit that he's even there
i've been staying at the library with the giant yeti
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i tried yelling at it but it just stared blankly
mfer can't even blink
now i'm teaching it how to play go fish while we're looking after the place
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How can it fish when there's no fish in the library?
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no it's a card game
it's called go fish
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beating two people is better than beating one
[ sssh wanda ssshh ]
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Will you teach me it now?
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or go beat someone's ass idk what's more relaxing
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I'll kick your ass, and you'll pamper me. Is that not a day at the spa?
[ She has no idea what a spa is! ]
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[ Back at it again with assuming Zoya understands half of what comes out of his mouth. ]
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[ Like she could care about anything while being dead. Let's pretend! ]
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is that sexy of me
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[ more references she'll never get. sad. ]
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Are you ever serious?
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that reminds me I'm leaving the brothel
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